Perky Commandments

  1. Thou shalt not stalk
  2. Thou shalt live thine own life
  3. Thou shalt let thy partner live his/her own life
  4. Thou shalt keep thine crazy to thyself
  5. Thou shalt be responsible for thine own happiness
  6. Thou shalt not dump all thy mental baggage onto thy Significant Other but also have a friend network
  7. Thou shalt bone safely
  8. Thou shalt not bone thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbour’s without  honesty, hygiene and respect
  9. Thou shalt permit thy lover his/her freedom
  10. Honour thy lover: that thy days in his/her bed may be awesome and plentiful

About Rhonda Perky

Writer, blogger, clinical hypnotherapist and sexologist. Explores sex, sexuality, relationships, and little bits of life. Facebook: Instagram: @rhondaperky Twitter: @rhondaperky
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